The first guy said, I was so wasted last night I blew chunks on my back porch. The second guy said that’s nothing, I was at a wedding last night and tried to make out with my mother-in-law! The third guy said I got all you beat, I brought a prostitute home and forgot I was married to Kristen who happened to be home. The first guys like y’all don’t get it, chunks is my dog!
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It was off pudding.
it saw the comic strip
No eye deer!
Found out today she was right, didn't even give them my genes
That's the punchline
You're on Candy Camera!
A bath with water which has high mineral content.
“geez spoiler alert”
They are friends and enjoy a beer together.
It hurt like Hell
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